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Cumming Changed My Life
“My Vibrator Taught Me More About Myself Than 30 Years of Living”
Look, I’m gonna be honest with you. I spent 30 years of my life without knowing what a real orgasm felt like. Yeah, you read that right. Three decades pretending those basic little moans were the most I could feel. What a fucking joke, right?
Sit down ’cause I’m gonna tell you everything — and when I say everything, I mean everything. The kind of unfiltered conversation that only happens after midnight, when we’re three bottles of wine deep and all shame is gone.
Remember when we were teenagers and everyone pretended they didn’t touch themselves? What bullshit that was, right? I spent years believing there was something wrong with me for wanting to masturbate. Years wasted listening to that crap about “good girls don’t do that.” Go fuck yourself, society!
It was on some random Tuesday that I decided to say fuck it all. I was sick of pretending, of fake moans and theatrical orgasms. I went on a sex shop website and, holy shit, my whole body was shaking while choosing my first vibrator. Fuck, my hands were sweating so much I got the card password wrong…
